Adolf the Nazi dyke love slave

Had some hair right under her nose

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it grows.

(like a moustache)
All of the other love slaves

Used to laugh and call her names

They wouldn't let poor Adolf

Join in any lesbian games.
Then one balmy Christmas Eve

St. Lick came to say...

"Adolf, with your ass so tight-"
"-JOIN MY BITCHES IN BED TONIGHT!"


Then all the sex slaves loved her

As they shouted out with glee

"Adolf, your moustache tickles-"

"WHEN YOU'RE GOING DOWN ON ME."




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