Patches' Essays on The Furry Culture

What is a furry? Who are furries? Why are they furry? Why am I furry? Why the hell should anyone care? Well, I can't answer that last question, but I do tackle the first four pretty well.

Twas The Night Before Xmas

Let's start off with a little color and bondage, and some lovely lesbian mouse sex. Nothing says Christmas like trashing an old classic.

Adolf The Nazi Dyke Love Slave

A follow up to "Twas The Night Before Xmas" with a lesbian domi-mouse-trix trashing of "Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

The Contract

This is a small two person play designed and specificly written for furry shows. Although the play is based on foxes here, the play is not confined to those types and can be portrayed by any style of furry. The set is made as minimalist as possible. It could be done with two chairs but I would preffer a couch as it is more intimate. If a more elaborate set can be made then I would like to see it. Since this is supposed to be some poor little guy's apartment you could add a coffee table and even have the characters drink coffee or tea as they chat.

Love and Redemption

This is a Thundercat story about redemption and an incredibly unlikely romance between a mutant and a Thundercat. Personally I'm fascinated by stories of redemption and constantly think and fantasize about ineffective or lovable villians turning their lives around in odd circumstances. The character I chose was Jackleman because I thought of all the mutants he was the only one who stood a chance of being a sympathetic character. The others were just too repulsive.