Cartoons I Would Like To Fuck Stupid.



Angel



One of the most obscure adult animated cartoons of all time, especially for the amount of work that went into it. Angel, the lover of the main character was seduced by an evil rocker who wanted to use her voice to raise hell (literally) and wreck the world. Funny enough, Angel's rather curvy dimensions were created by a woman (at Nelvana studios) who taught me animation at Sheridan College.

Angel was a strong, funny, and sexually aggressive character who knew what she wanted and grabbed it with the 70's flair of the era she was created in.


Elinore



Elinore, a buxom human sized fairy featured as little more than eye candy in Ralph Bakshi's Wizards. Despite the fact she brought next to nothing to the story, Ralph Bakshi is absolutely determined to never make a film that does not feature impossibly big hootered babes.


Catherine Wells



Despite the fact that the movie Heavy Metal featured a bevy of giant hootered babes to drool over, I liked Catherine Wells the most because she appeared to be the most approachable of all characters, and she had the biggest tits.


Didi



This character comes from, what had to be, the most screwed up children's cartoon I've ever seen on TV. It was called "Samurai Pizza Cats" and it's pretty much only present in underground anime pirating these days. Didi was a super hero who fought crime in sexy leather body armor and a whip. She was a dominatrix in the truest sense. Funny cat ears and all.


Tinkerbell


Tinkerbell has to be Disney's most sexually subversive character. That body was designed by Marc Davis who modeled Tinkerbell after a dancer named Margaret Kerry (not Marilyn Monroe as commonly rumored). I think what makes Tink so sexy is she so silly and beautiful at the same time. She has a dark side that makes you think she's sneaking a cigarette when the Disney cameras aren't pointing at her.

On top of that, because of the way she obviously feels towards Peter you just know if Disney ever waved that magic wand and made her human sized she come onto Peter like a Parisian whore, if not just rape him altogether.



Princess


My favorite show of all time as a child was "Battle of the Planets" featuring a group of super heros called G-Force. It actually created a formula which was copied countlessly by other Japanese animated shows. 5 superheroes featuring two highly competitive heart throbs, one muscly lovable tough guy, a brainy bratty kid, and one girl.

Princess was my first crush as a child, or maybe just first lust with that ever short short skirt she always wore that might as well have been a belt for all it covered. I was shocked to find out later that whenever Princess transformed from civilian to hero she was momentarily naked during the transformation. That was cut out in the North American release but that didn't prevent a few frames of some choice shots sneaking by.


Poison Ivy / Harley Quinn



Man, you just know Warner Brothers is fucking with us by releasing a promotional poster like this of Batman The Animated Series. Despite the fact there is a ton of highly authentic looking fanporn of these two characters, this poster is not one of them, it's real. Warner Brothers has dropped so much innuendo that Ivy and Quinn are lovers it makes Xena look downright straight by comparison.


She Hulk
Know what I love most about She Hulk?



And she never did. When Jennifer Walters gave her cousin Bruce Banner a blood transfusion to save his life, that mousy little lawyer was forever changed into one buxom six foot seven inch babe-a-rella who hulked out in the best places all over her body.


Sabrina/ZigZag



The best, and sexiest cartoon odd couple I've ever seen. I wish to hell Eric Schwartz could do this comic full time in syndication and get paid so he could make a daily instead of a weekly.

Sabrina (on the left) and ZigZag are not lovers, but that's not from a lack of trying. Sabrina is straight, but ZigZag is a horny bisexual who produces porn films and does her best to seduce Sabrina all the time. This drawing was from the time the went to a convention together and ZigZag snuck into Sabrina's bed. Sabrina had a dream she was making love to her boyfriend and slobbered all over a happy ZigZag before she realized what she was doing and who she was doing it to.