DOES THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?



Did you and your significant other ever sneak
onto a golf course in the middle of the night?

-And the two of you start playing kissy face for a while...


-And things start getting a little intimate...


-And and you're happily enjoying yourself for an hour or so...


-And you get interupted by a strange noise...


And you look behing you and notice there's about

50 BAJILLION RACOONS STARING RIGHT AT YOU?




-And you start feeling a little scared and violated over the fact
that the little buggers have spying on you for god knows how long.



-And then the little ragamuffins start mocking you?



-And this great big fuckin gaurd dog that belongs to the golf course
chases you away before you get a chance to collect your clothes and
you have to make your way home naked at 2 am?


Has this ever happened to you?

'Cause if not, you know, don't bother. Nevermind.




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