Did you and your significant other ever sneak
onto a golf course in the middle of the night?
-And the two of you start playing kissy face for a while...
-And things start getting a little intimate...
-And and you're happily enjoying yourself for an hour or so...
-And you get interupted by a strange noise...
And you look behing you and notice there's about
50 BAJILLION RACOONS STARING RIGHT AT YOU?
-And you start feeling a little scared and violated over the fact
that the little buggers have spying on you for god knows how long.
-And then the little ragamuffins start mocking you?
-And this great big fuckin gaurd dog that belongs to the golf course
chases you away before you get a chance to collect your clothes and
you have to make your way home naked at 2 am?