The Contract

The Contract

The scene. A small fox guy and a FoxGoddess are having a conversation over a contract in an apartment. The fox guy is a small and timid looking creature, while the goddess is a tall, broad-shouldered angelic creature with long luxorious hair and is wearing a cape covering a massive pair of wings. They are sitting on a couch and the FoxGoddess is holding a contract sheet.

FoxGoddess:	Before you sign the contract, I want to go over the rules and guidelines within to make sure you understand them comprehensively, okay?
Foxguy:	Uh, yeah. Sure, that's okay. I understand this may take a while.
FoxGoddess:	Now these rules may sound very strange or even eccentric, but you need to know that every single one of them serves an important purpose in keeping with the goddess lifestyle.
Foxguy:	(Nodding.) Okay.
Foxgirl:	Right then, rule number one. You're not allowed to masterbate.

The Fox Goddess pauses for a moment to see what the foxguy's reaction is. His eyes turn wide for a moment with his paw to his chest, but he takes it in.

FoxGoddess:	Masterbation is considered a form of self-abuse, therefore we cannot tolerate it. If you have..needs (The Fox Goddess reaches out and holds the foxguy's face.) just ask one of us and we'll take care of it? Okay?
Foxguy:	(Shying away a little from the Fox Goddess's touch) Uh, Okay.

The Fox Goddess gives the Foxguy a small kiss on the side of his face and continues.

FoxGoddess:	Rule number two. No monogamous relationships. This does not neccessarily mean no marriage. If you choose to marry a goddess it's likely she will understand this. You will be expected to maintain a wide variety of sexual partners. We do not consider monogamous relationships to be natural or healthy.
Foxguy:	Uhh, how many.... sex- sexual partners will I be expected to have?
FoxGoddess:	There is no official number. We did that deliberately to avoid putting pressure of any kind on people. More than one is good, more than three is better, less than fifty is practical.

They have a little chuckle and continue.

FoxGoddess:	Rule number three. Being an innitaite you will be expected to attend and perform at ceremonies that involve sexual acts.
Foxguy:	Is this like a religion?
FoxGoddess:	Not in the strictest sense, and definitely not like Catholicism or Baptism. This is just a goddess communion that gives us a sense of peace and practiced meditation with our sisters. It exists soley to provide good spiritual or mental health depending on your point of veiw. They're very relaxing and help provide a sense of togetherness and well-being. This is prevelant in the goddess lifestyle. Sex simply gives the rituals a physicallity that helps purge the spirit, so to speak, and helps to reinforce the philosophy of the goddess lifestyle.
Foxguy:	Makes sense.

FoxGoddess:	Okayyy, number four. What's your veiw on lesbianism?
Foxguy:	What do you mean?
FoxGoddess:	(Moving her hands in the air in a vague gesture.) Uh.. if you had the opportunity to simply watch two beautiful women make love to each other, I imagine you'd be pretty cool with that?
Foxguy:	(Making a thumbs up gesture.) Oh yeah, I am really cool with that. I am beyond cool. I am there.
FoxGoddess:	Good, we'll skip number four. Number five. Do you have or wish to have homosexual relationships?
Foxguy:	NO!
FoxGoddess:	Are you sure? Accomodations can be made if you're curious..
Foxguy:	No thanks. That will not be neccessary.
FoxGoddess:	Very well, we'll skip the rest of number five.
Foxguy:	I have a question.
FoxGoddess:	Yes?
Foxguy:	How many of these rules have to do with sex?
FoxGoddess:	Hmmm.. just about all of them. It's the only physical part of the goddess lifestyle we have to monitor closely for health reasons. We want to make sure our members have a healthy lifestyle.
Foxguy:	Oh, alright.
FoxGoddess:	Rightie then. Number six, abstinence. There will be two months alloted out of every year where a member may abstain from sex if they choose to do so. I suggest you take them as you may need them after a semester or so. The best way to take them is to break them up, say one month out of every six or two weeks for every 3 months. You get the idea.
Foxguy:	I guess you may need a break once in a while.
FoxGoddess:	Rule number seven. Physiotherapy. You will be expected to attend a physical therapy session at least three times a week to maintain optimum health.
Foxguy:	What do they do at these sessions?
FoxGoddess:	There's a massage. You always get one of those. Sometimes something more serious like EMS therapy if you have muscle degeneration, and oral sex.
Foxguy:	Oral...sex?
FoxGoddess:	Yes, it's an excellent test for your sexual organs to make sure they're functioning well. And they go great with a good massage. I go five times a week sometimes. I recommend my therapist, she's a real angel. Wicked hands and uh, other talents. (She winks.)
Foxguy:	Oh my.
FoxGoddess:	(Covering a smirk.) Rule number eight. Psychological therapy. You will be expected to attend a psychologist at least once a week for the first six months, and twice a month afterwards after the innitial adjustment is made. Now this is extremely important as most people have a tough time accepting the goddess lifestyle. I know this sounds difficult to believe, but most people aren't cut out for it and we have to watch for signs of people who cannot adjust. It's not that there's anything wrong with them. It's just that some minds cannot accept a eutopic life and rebel against it. It's perfectly natural.
Foxguy:	I have a question, do your psychologists make love to their patients?
FoxGoddess:	(Surprised.) If it's called for, yes. It depends on the patient and mode of therapy I suppose. Sometimes lovemaking is used as a means to communicate with the patient, depending on their situation.
Foxguy:	I'm beggining to wonder if I'll get any rest.
FoxGoddess:	Now you know why we have the abstinence claus. Okay, Number nine. We need a complete history on your sexual experience with other people. I'll try to abbreviate it. Have you had sex with more or less than twenty people in your lifetime?
Foxguy:	Less, far less.
FoxGoddess:	Less than seven?
Foxguy:	Yes.
FoxGoddess:	Less than four?
Foxguy:	Yes.
FoxGoddess:	Less than two?
Foxguy:	Yes.
FoxGoddess:	(Apprehensively with a look of curious surprise.) Less than one?
Foxguy:	(Looking down to the floor hiding his eyes in shame) ....Yes.
FoxGoddess:	You're a virgin?
Foxguy:	Uhh, ..yyyeah...
FoxGoddess:	(Taking the foxguy's head and embracing it to her bussom.) Awww, you poor thing. Don't worry, we wont hold it against you. If you were much older we might have thought you had a problem with sex, but it's far more common than you may think with people your age. Besides, it makes you more interesting. The preistesses will demand...uh, well.. let's just say I have a rock solid gaurantee you wont be a virgin for much longer.
Foxguy:	(Looking up from the Fox Goddess's bussom.) You don't do anything weird to virgins do you?
FoxGoddess:	Not unless you consider having sex with three winged preistesses at once to be weird. They're very gentle, I promise. I've made love to them many many times myself.
Foxguy:	(Raising one eybrow.) I'd like to see that.
FoxGoddess:	You will, soon. TRUST me.

The fox guy sits back on the couch and speaks retrospectively.

Foxguy:	I have to admit it's a little frightening. I mean, I keep waiting for the hidden monster to pop up and gobble me whole. This all seems too good to be true.
FoxGoddess:	That's where the mental health claus comes in. Like I said, most minds cannot accept this happening to them because people have been conditioned their whole lives that there's some horrible price to be payed to experience any kind of prolonged extasy. On top of that it's a WAY too much of a re-accuring theme in popular fiction.
Foxguy:	What happens if I break any of these rules, do people get tossed out?
FoxGoddess:	Absolutely not, we never give up on people we believe in. As long as they are not malicious or in any way deceptive and unkind. If there is a pattern of rule breaking we assume it is a mental health problem and commit the member to therapy. We've had a great deal of success but we cannot force this on people. There has been the occasional unfortunate breaking up, but we are always there to help our members. Some may leave our flock, but we never EVER give up on them.
Foxguy:	That's... very comforting.
FoxGoddess:	The last guideline here is just some legal rambling saying that you understand all the rules and guidelines of the contract and that you sign and commit yourself of sound mind, yadda yadda yadda that kind of thing. (Picking up a pen.) I've already notarized it, all I need is...

The fox goddess notices the fox guy looks afraid and a bit sad as though he's on the edge of tears as he looks down afraid to look at the goddess.

FoxGoddess:	This is a very big step for you. There's nothing wrong with thinking it over.
Foxguy:	(Raising his hands as though to grasp for words to express how he was feeling) All I need to know is, why me?
FoxGoddess:	Hmmm?
Foxguy:	I'm just a little guy. You all are these great big goddesses, you can have any MAN in the entire galaxy. ANYONE. Why did you pick me? I just don't get it..

The fox guy shakes his head as he withdraws from the fox goddess. She reaches out and takes him. Holding his whole upperbody into her bussom she explains.

FoxGoddess:	I could go through the incredibly complicated physcological analysis that says you're compatable with our lifestyle, but there's a much simpler reason. You are a wonderful WONDERFUL person, and you really deserve this, more than you can ever know. And with our help when you discover what you really are, a miracle will happen. You have to trust me.

The fox goddes holds up the pen.

FoxGoddess:	Do you trust me?
Foxguy:	(Reaching out to the pen.) Shouldn't I sign this in blood?
FoxGoddess:	(Laughing out loud.) I've done this three times and each time the innitiate always askes that question.

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